Please stop offering yourself to me sexually. I know you are in heat and I feel for you, but I just don't like you that way. Besides, you are a cat and I am human and I'm your mommy, so it'd just be wrong.
I promise I will get you fixed as soon as I can.
Love Mommy.
Now please...get off of my shoe.
JUST WANTED TO SAY IM REALLY FELLIN YA SPOT MA .. AND I HOPE YOU FOLLOW ME AND FEEL MINES TOO =) ... PLZ DONT BE A STRANGER 1 LUV
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